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It has to walk the rest of the way.
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Technically he can run all the way into the woods. Then, he's running out of the woods.
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A lawyer has a plugged up sink drain, so he calls a plumber. Plumber comes out and clears the clog and hands the lawyer his bill.
Lawyer looks at the bill, gasps for breath and says “Holy cow! I don’t make that much and I’m a lawyer!”
Plumber says, “Yeah, I didn’t make that much when I was a lawyer, either.”
Tom
Lawyer looks at the bill, gasps for breath and says “Holy cow! I don’t make that much and I’m a lawyer!”
Plumber says, “Yeah, I didn’t make that much when I was a lawyer, either.”
Tom
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A lawyer and an engineer strike up a conversation at dinner on a cruise ship.
Engineer: What prompted you to take this cruise?
Lawyer: Well, as it happened my house caught fire and burned to the ground. I also lost my car, my boat and all my belongings in the fire. But, the insurance paid me enough to buy a new house, new car, new boat and new belongings with enough left over to pay for this cruise.
Engineer: Wow, that’s amazingly similar to my story, except I lost everything in a flood. But, just like you, my insurance paid me enough to buy a new house, new car, new boat and new belongings with enough left over to pay for this cruise.
Lawyer: Wow! That is quite a coincidence. But, tell me… how do you start a flood?
Tom
Engineer: What prompted you to take this cruise?
Lawyer: Well, as it happened my house caught fire and burned to the ground. I also lost my car, my boat and all my belongings in the fire. But, the insurance paid me enough to buy a new house, new car, new boat and new belongings with enough left over to pay for this cruise.
Engineer: Wow, that’s amazingly similar to my story, except I lost everything in a flood. But, just like you, my insurance paid me enough to buy a new house, new car, new boat and new belongings with enough left over to pay for this cruise.
Lawyer: Wow! That is quite a coincidence. But, tell me… how do you start a flood?
Tom
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Half way, at that point it is no longer running into the woods, it is running out of the woods....
What if said dog follows a spiral path towards the center
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Half way is half way regardless of the tortured path you take.What if said dog follows a spiral path towards the center
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