Today's Jokes - 2024

[finsruskw]

If someone falls asleep and rams straight through that one.....
They won't get much further with the hole, in their oil pan huh?

 

[Bill1958]

There are way too many folk that have thin skin and have been convinced by who knows who that they have a right to not be offended. My son is in the military, his chief was insulting him in a rant and after a few minutes realized the boy didn't care so he asked him why and my son said "compared to my father, sir, you are an amateur".

Could not agree more.
Same thing with respect.....it's EARNED....not demanded.
People think they are owed respect and want it for free.....just like everything else nowadays.

 

[davek181]

 

[Geswearf]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Dhal22]

How long is a piece of string?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

[Dhal22]

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Early 90's as best as I can remember is the last time I ate at McDonald's....

 

[Dhal22]

 

[savarin]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

half way

 

[Dhal22]

half way

You are correct sir.