Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[woodchucker]

A great opportunity to repost all the jokes from 2023

That would be like Ground Hog Day.

 

[wachuko]

That would be like Ground Hog Day.

 

[Inferno]

That would be like Ground Hog Day.

 

[FOMOGO]

That would be like Ground Hog Day.

 

[Gaffer]

Hilarious!

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[snoopdog]

 

[Papa Charlie]

That would be like Ground Hog Day.

Is that what you said last year? Maybe it is just a deja vu.

 

[verbotenwhisky]

I was literally reading the caption on the stork photo when I heard my wife shout with glee on the telephone. Our daughter just announced she and her husband are pregnant! Child number 2 for them - grandchild number 14 for us. I think it's gonna be a good year.

Are they each carrying half a child? These things confuse me so....

 

[verbotenwhisky]

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You know SPAM is an acronym right? It stands for Something Posing As Meat......