Today's Jokes - 2024

[Eddyde]

My mill vise was cattywampus so the part was codswallop!

 

[GrifterGuru]

TBF, I grew up with Cattywampus as "its a bit catty", which also has a different meaning (regionally speaking) which is "bit-chee". The saying is/was she is/She's a "catty female dog" Id-Est, a real-female dog. In other words, worse than a normal one.

 

[Gnpenning]

dingleberry-hard balls of mud, poop. Generally on cattle and occasionally on horses.

 

[verbotenwhisky]

My mill vise was cattywampus so the part was codswallop!

2 ticks off plumb...

 

[Geswearf]

 

[Dhal22]

Hey, I’m 52 and grew up from ‘80-2000 there was no power, except generator and battery power system my dad built, no telephone, only had running water from a 100 gallon storage tank that got filled with a generator once a week at my dads house. About 1991 I managed to get a cell phone.


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Mine was early 70’s - early 80’s. We had no power period.

 

[finsruskw]

Skewed, slanted, angled

Like some of the big 10' x 10' double culverts I helped build on Iowa I-80 back in the 60's.
Some stretched cattywompass clear across an interchange.