Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[davek181]

 

[davek181]

 

[tjb]

Are they each carrying half a child? These things confuse me so....

I learned a long time ago to never argue about stuff like this, so I just say it the way I'm told to say it. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies.

 

[Bill1958]

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......I wonder what ever happened to her

 

[verbotenwhisky]

I learned a long time ago to never argue about stuff like this, so I just say it the way I'm told to say it. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies.

Sorry, I could not help myself. My father use to tell me the world is a great deal more entertaining when you take it literally.... It like when my wife told the kids she had take the Dog to the vet to get him fixed Oh? She looked at me and instantly says "NOT A WORD"; while, I am biting my tung because; I wanted to point out that the Dog wasn't broke when she took him but now there is a portion of him that no longer is functional. Then I get hit cuz I could not hold it any longer and said, "It occurs to me that you took him to the vet to have him Broke".

Congratulations on the news though, we have 3 grand children and my world is better for it.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[tjb]

Sorry, I could not help myself. My father use to tell me the world is a great deal more entertaining when you take it literally.... It like when my wife told the kids she had take the Dog to the vet to get him fixed Oh? She looked at me and instantly says "NOT A WORD"; while, I am biting my tung because; I wanted to point out that the Dog wasn't broke when she took him but now there is a portion of him that no longer is functional. Then I get hit cuz I could not hold it any longer and said, "It occurs to me that you took him to the vet to have him Broke".

Congratulations on the news though, we have 3 grand children and my world is better for it.

Somehow I think you and I would get along pretty good together.

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[Inferno]

I'm sure the husband just "identifies" as pregnant.

I hate myself for typing that. And hitting "Post reply" and not regretting it.

 

[Mauzinette]