Today's Jokes - 2024

[davek181]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Soldar]

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I'm very impressed...

Hydraulic Press Channel: vintage edition

 

[davek181]

 

[RJSakowski]

Looks like a page out of Festus' vocabulary book when he was in school for a few days!!

The only two that I hadn't heard before are flibbertigibbet and codswallop. I believe that I know the definition of all of the rest. I was trying to think of the name of those tiny balls of molten steel that fly about when your welding or cutting steel. And there it is! Dingleberries.

 

[savarin]

A load of old codswallop - rubbish
gee, she's a right old flibbertigibbet - silly or hare brained young girl
Dingleberries - hard lumps of poo caught in your bum hairs
The one I dont know is cattywampus

 

[lordbeezer]

Not straight. Crooked.bent. Out of sorts. Grew up Hearing that saying

 

[woodchucker]

A load of old codswallop - rubbish
gee, she's a right old flibbertigibbet - silly or hare brained young girl
Dingleberries - hard lumps of poo caught in your bum hairs
The one I dont know is cattywampus

cattywampus out of soughts, out of square, out of whack, not right.

 

[Doug Gray]

I believe a dingleberry is a synonym for a " willnot" as in will not come off.

 

[finsruskw]

cattywampus out of soughts, out of square, out of whack, not right.

Skewed, slanted, angled