Today's Jokes - 2024

[verbotenwhisky]

Welcome to China and coming soon to a bridge near you.

The Chinese would have used rope....

 

[Papa Charlie]

The Chinese would have used rope....

Most likely twine, but the moisture barrier is definitely Chinese. Bottom line, anywhere in the orient this would be an acceptable repair until it isn't. At least from what I have seen from travels.

 

[Dhal22]

 

[Dhal22]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[savarin]

I tried to make friends with a mycologist but he wasnt a fun guy.
I went collecting Psilocybin fungus but didnt get many, my bag was too small so there wasnt mushroom inside.

 

[davek181]

 

[GrifterGuru]

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Garfield may be many things, but a weight lifter? not sure he is capable unless it is food...

 

[woodchucker]

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Your cat needs a diet...

 

[Ken from ontario]