Today's Jokes - 2024

Gaffer said:
@GrifterGuru Costco is a very large membership warehouse that sells everything. It never fails, at least for me and people I know, that you always leave spending much more than you intended. Most Costco or Sam's Club members will appreciate the joke. Do you have a similar retailer in your country?
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Yeah, and if you go in there hungry you'll shop like a stoner coming off a 3 day high....
 
GrifterGuru said:
That, literally, sounds like me Going into Wickes (<< link) for a cheap can of emulsion, going over to the Toolstation counter to check the latest catalogue and walking out, on average, £200+ lighter.

Well remember the day I ordered near £1200 of items from toolstation and walked there and back TWICE to collect it all as I do not drive and refused to take a high value Original Raleigh Chopper and lock it up outside. Ended up with a total of four miles of excercise! Just wish they would have delivered it, but it was all "collect only" for some reason.
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Yeah see that is the difference, had that been a Costco you'd have made 1.5 trips more to pick up the stuff you bought on the second trip to pick up from the first trip....
 
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