Today's Jokes - 2024

Yeah see that is the difference, had that been a Costco you'd have made 1.5 trips more to pick up the stuff you bought on the second trip to pick up from the first trip....

Not really.......... I eat only enough to suit my routine, which is not a great deal to be fair. Food bill is usually well under £100 (usually around £45) per week my "missus" and myself.
 
Was that because she "sold it for you" ? LOL
It was the car that I had for the least amount of time... not joking. I was out with her one day and was going to make an u-turn... well, I floored the gas pedal and ended up facing the wrong way. She gave me a month to get rid of it. Oh, and she wanted to drive the next car to make sure it was a normal car and I would not get killed on it. Probably had the car for 6 months or so when this happened.

Only photo that I could find and you can't even see the car! This was next to a co-worker/friend in his Camaro Z28... around 1996

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EDIT: Found a few more. Goddaughter sitting in the car...

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I gave in, of course. I was young and stupid (now I am old). Got a daily driver (four door BMW 328) and a fun car (used '93 white Mazda Miata). After she drove the Miata and said it was fine. Meaning, that it was slow enough. I then proceeded to install a turbo, intercooler, suspension, etc. :D That was one fast Tic-Tac...
 
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Oh, no! Don't tell me you fell for the old "she's over it" trick. In reality, she's over it until she's not. ;)

Tom

Oh I know that routine..... Wierdly enough, only happened once in 25 years with my missus, guess I landed lucky given that and that she not only doesnt bother about my hobbies, but actively supports them, sometimes financially if she insists on it.
 
Oh, you poor fool.
She's saving it all up for a special day.

Not ruddy likely. I know her enough to know that.

Besides, she knows what my kit is worth (never hidden it and better she knows than not) and she knows the payday I can reap if I should sell up. Talking middle 5 figure payday at the minimum if I sold up everything.
 
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