Today's Jokes - 2024

[Dhal22]

Patient bent over awaiting prostate exam. Doc enters: Ok Steve, lets not get an erection during your exam. Patient says: my name is Dave. Doc: I know, my name is Steve

 

[ACHiPo]

Clearly, I have too much time on my hands.

Isn’t there a Styx song about that?

 

[davek181]

 

[DiemakerRay]

 

[GeneT45]

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Only painful because I think I've done it...

 

[Geswearf]

Only painful because I think I've done it...

Haven't we all?

 

[GrifterGuru]

Haven't we all?

Can't say as I have in my 30+ years of powertool use as my curse is that I can see what is going to happen before it happens..

 

[wachuko]

Yes! Been there... done that! Not as bad as what is going to happen on that photo... but I have done it with the same exact red rag! Son of a gun!

Only painful because I think I've done it...

Haven't we all?

 

[pdentrem]

My bedside table broke after only one night.


Oh well...I guess it was just a one night stand.

 

[GrifterGuru]

My bedside table broke after only one night.


Oh well...I guess it was just a one night stand.

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