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I am an introverted extrovert.
Preacher man moves into a new neighborhood and realizes the house he bought needs the lawn cut something awful.
He remembered seeing a yard sale at the entrance to the development so he went to see if they possibly had a push mower for sale.
Sure enough there it was, a push mower for $40.
So the preacher asked the little boy that was running the yard sale if the lawn mower run good. A little boy replied oh yes sir it cranks just fine and mows all day long without a hiccup. I made enough money last year with this exact mower to buy me a riding mower and that's why I'm selling it.
The preacher man buys the push mower and pushes it home.
When he gets to his overgrown lawn he checks the oil and the gas and then tries to crank it. After three pulls, push mower simply will not start. So he pushed the mower back up the street to the yard sale to see what the deal was.
The little boy said oh there's no issue with the mower sir you just have to cuss it in order for it to start.
The preacher man says son I am a man of the cloth I Do not even know how to cuss.
The little boy said you keep pulling on that mower in this 100° heat and YOU'LL LEARN rather quickly......
He remembered seeing a yard sale at the entrance to the development so he went to see if they possibly had a push mower for sale.
Sure enough there it was, a push mower for $40.
So the preacher asked the little boy that was running the yard sale if the lawn mower run good. A little boy replied oh yes sir it cranks just fine and mows all day long without a hiccup. I made enough money last year with this exact mower to buy me a riding mower and that's why I'm selling it.
The preacher man buys the push mower and pushes it home.
When he gets to his overgrown lawn he checks the oil and the gas and then tries to crank it. After three pulls, push mower simply will not start. So he pushed the mower back up the street to the yard sale to see what the deal was.
The little boy said oh there's no issue with the mower sir you just have to cuss it in order for it to start.
The preacher man says son I am a man of the cloth I Do not even know how to cuss.
The little boy said you keep pulling on that mower in this 100° heat and YOU'LL LEARN rather quickly......