Today's Jokes - 2024

[682bear]

 

[Gaffer]

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My wife received one for Christmas and that’s when I was told Stanley was making a comeback. They even sell custom stoppers for the straw.

 

[wachuko]

The difference between an introverted and an extroverted engineer is-
An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when talking to you,
and an extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when talking to you.

Engineer here... and I am definitely an introvert... but my Dad would kick my butt if I did not look at him in the eyes while he was talking to me... So I learned how to act like an extrovert just to avoid getting punished again

 

[Bill1958]

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That's really bad.......the cartoon....and the fact that I love it!

 

[Bill1958]

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Or the kitchen junk-drawer...

Or you're just trying to be inconspicuous........................
or there's not enough fiber in your diet...........
Maybe both

 

[savarin]

nah! just a total toss pot

 

[matthewsx]

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https://www.npr.org/2024/01/22/1226097090/woman-arrested-stanley-tumblers

Stranger than fiction.

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]