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They will probably leak!
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Four men met to play a round of golf one fall day.
The first golfer told his friends that he almost didn't make it because his wife was giving him grief. He told her he'd take her to dinner.
The second golfer said, that's nothing. I've got to take mine to dinner and a musical.
The third golfer said, that's all? Not only do I have to take her to a dinner and a show, but I've got to buy her a diamond necklace too.
Then the three look at the fourth, because they all knew his wife required the highest maintenance of all.
He said "What?"
They asked what it was going to cost him, with much anticipation.
The fourth replied "Nothing"
The other three demand how he did that?
He said I rolled over this morning, cuddled up, and said "Sex or golf?"
She said wear a sweater, it's cool out.
The first golfer told his friends that he almost didn't make it because his wife was giving him grief. He told her he'd take her to dinner.
The second golfer said, that's nothing. I've got to take mine to dinner and a musical.
The third golfer said, that's all? Not only do I have to take her to a dinner and a show, but I've got to buy her a diamond necklace too.
Then the three look at the fourth, because they all knew his wife required the highest maintenance of all.
He said "What?"
They asked what it was going to cost him, with much anticipation.
The fourth replied "Nothing"
The other three demand how he did that?
He said I rolled over this morning, cuddled up, and said "Sex or golf?"
She said wear a sweater, it's cool out.
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what, you can't have ejeets on both sides of the pond?
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Customer: Do you have any two-watt, 4-volt bulbs?
Sales Rep: For what?
Customer: No, two.
Sales Rep: Two what?
Customer: Yes.
Sales Rep: No.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory...
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
The difference between an introverted and an extroverted engineer is-
An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when talking to you,
and an extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when talking to you.
Sales Rep: For what?
Customer: No, two.
Sales Rep: Two what?
Customer: Yes.
Sales Rep: No.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory...
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
The difference between an introverted and an extroverted engineer is-
An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when talking to you,
and an extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when talking to you.
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Newton asked a group of medical, science, management, and engineering students the question, "How can you write 4 in between 5?"
The medical students answered, "This is a joke, right?"
The science students answered, "It is impossible!"
The management students answered, "Not found on the internet!"
The engineering students answered, "That's easy, it's F(IV)E!"
The medical students answered, "This is a joke, right?"
The science students answered, "It is impossible!"
The management students answered, "Not found on the internet!"
The engineering students answered, "That's easy, it's F(IV)E!"
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I'm not an engineer... but I've never been able to determine whether I am an introverted extrovert or an extroverted introvert...
-Bear