Today's Jokes - 2024

[wachuko]

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I hate you!!!

My dinner tonight

 

[tjb]

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Ha, I made Red Eye Gravy this morning, It's super easy, after frying the bacon or ham just pour off the excess grease and deglaze the pan with black coffee. Been making it for decades...

I like Country Ham too but the real ones are hard to find here up north...

Congratulations, Eddy.

You are now officially a certified 'country boy'.

 

[Larry$]

Check the black bags.

I'm really slow. I can't even tell what kind of store that is. Dead animals in the bags, remains from cartel assassinations???

 

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[matthewsx]

I'm really slow. I can't even tell what kind of store that is. Dead animals in the bags, remains from cartel assassinations???

Serrano ham. They wheel it around on a
cart to slice it at your table.

 

[Gnpenning]

Thought we had seen enough bacon jokes so I'm posting a pizza one

 

[Gnpenning]

Ahhh who am I kidding, you can never have to much bacon.

 

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[Gnpenning]

Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to group them.