Today's Jokes - 2024

Bacon, eggs and grits...with the grits drenched in butter.

Local truck stop had a breakfast buffet that cooked grits correctly, and bacon was thick and right.

Covid took out the place, no more...

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All this grits talk reminds me of an old Dick Van Dyke show when his wife sets his breakfast down in front of him, he looks at it and asks, “What’s this?” Wife says, “Grits.” He says “Hominy?” She says, “I dunno.” And starts pointing at the bowl and counting, “One, two, three, four….”

Tom

P.S. I have grits with breakfast at a local cafe about once a week. Butter, salt, pepper, enjoy.
 
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Growing up in Wisconsin I didn't encounter grits until I was in the Navy in A schools in Millington TN. I initially thought they were some sort of small furry animal. Then again I don't imagine the folks down south know much about cheese curds either. Mike

I have been acquainted with cheese curds... I enjoy poutine when I can find it.

Fresh cheese curds are not readily available around here, though.

-Bear
 
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