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You guys really know how to ruin a made-up joke with facts... geez...
What did the triangle say to the circle? - You’re pointless.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? - Attire.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? - He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? - A nervous wreck.
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? - Because you should never drink and derive.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? - Make me one with everything.
What did the triangle say to the circle? - You’re pointless.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? - Attire.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? - He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? - A nervous wreck.
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? - Because you should never drink and derive.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? - Make me one with everything.
