Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[woodchucker]

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I'd say for most of us, this hits close to home.

 

[WobblyHand]

I'd say for most of us, this hits close to home.

Yea, surrounded by knuckleheads...

 

[john.oliver35]

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They forgot - 'who do we email to fix that?'

 

[Inferno]

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I know more about boat holes than anyone.
We're going to have the best boat holes.
We have bolt holes like you've never seen before.
I'm allowed to have boat holes.
Some people say the boat hole is even bigger than it is.

 

[silence dogood]

So how is a bolt hole being the same and different from a boat hole. The former the material gets screwed and the latter you get screwed.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[wachuko]

 

[WobblyHand]

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FYI, the inventor of dynamite was Alfred Nobel (1867). He bequeathed his fortune to establish the Nobel prize, which still exists today.

 

[silence dogood]

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Actually, Alfred Nobel, who invented dynamite died from having a stroke in his 60's. It was nitroglycerin that was invented by Ascanio Sobrero that was extremely dangerous. Sobrero apparently died a natural death in his 70's. Nobel made nitroglycerin safer to use and store.