Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[davek181]

 

[davek181]

Heaven

 

[davek181]

I have witnessed that light coming on occasionally for that brand, but around these parts where 1 out of 5 cars on the road are big 4 wheel drive trucks, I am pretty sure that light would surprise and scare any of those drivers.

 

[GeneT45]

I once lived in a town that made me think turn signals might be an expensive option. Most apparently didn't own one Those few who had them, left them on at all times to flaunt it.

GsT

 

[higgite]

I have witnessed that light coming on occasionally for that brand, but around these parts where 1 out of 5 cars on the road are big 4 wheel drive trucks, I am pretty sure that light would surprise and scare any of those drivers.
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Mechanic on phone: Is the light still on?

Blonde car owner: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no......

Tom

 

[Eddyde]

 

[davek181]

They locked the key in the armored truck.

 

[davek181]

 

[verbotenwhisky]

Mechanic on phone: Is the light still on?

Blonde car owner: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no......

Tom

Mechanic: Your low on Blinker Fluid.....

 

[NCjeeper]