Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[T Bredehoft]

"The saw ain't even running. "

Never mind plugged in, its a posed photo.

 

[higgite]

"The saw ain't even running. "

Never mind plugged in, its a posed photo.

Yeah, that was sorta my point.

Tom

 

[38super]

If the motor isn't froze up, try edging the lawn

 

[verbotenwhisky]

Yeah, the joke's on him. What an idiot. The saw ain't even running.

Tom

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Gaffer]

 

[davek181]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[RJSakowski]

I took this screen shot off of ebay this morning. The left off one word, "BIG". In blue is should read "Great BIG Price"


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But you can pick one up at your local K Mart for $100 less. https://www.kmart.com/albrecht-classic-plus-keyless-drill-chuck-w/p-SPM7466709505

For that price, it had better be able to cook breakfast in the morning and mix a martini in the evening.