Quotes and Sayings

[Jake P]

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

 

[7milesup]

You are having fun here aren't you Jake!?

 

[Jake P]

That I am Neil!

 

[7milesup]

After I paint something.... "That is a 20/20 paint job. From 20 feet away going 20 mph it looks GREAT!"

 

[Gaffer]

I posted this in the Today's Joke thread, but it's worth repeating here. I found it in a publication I get under Words of Wisdom.

“Arguing with my wife is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, I have
to ignore everything and just click, ‘I agree.’”

 

[Chrisd]

Telling a woman she needs to loose weight is like pouring gasoline on a fire.