Quotes and Sayings

[Downunder Bob]

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
R.A.H
**G**

G'day GG,

Extracts from Lazarus Longs Notebook, I love them, There is at least one, sometimes more, quotes for every situation in life.

 

[Downunder Bob]

If you never messed up really bad, you have never tried something very hard

Also. A man who claims to have never made a mistake, has never made anything.

 

[Downunder Bob]

we have been doing so much ,with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!

I put that one up above the door to the workshop on one of the ships I worked on. The chief saw it and was furious, threatened with all sorts of dire consequences, we eventually calmed him down.

 

[Kevin J]

Grandfathers assessment of the last load of lumber,"crookeder than a bag of guts"

 

[Canyonman44]

The Guys all used to use SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed!

 

[savarin]

ha ha, I still do.
I called my wife that when talking to her niece in the Philippines whe cracked up when she found out what it meant.

 

[Braeden P]

If you polish a turd its still a piece of $h!t

 

[NCjeeper]

If you polish a turd its still a piece of $h!t

Yep. It is just a shiny turd.

 

[Be_Zero_Be]

You never used to be older.

Which is the inverse of

You're not getting any younger.

 

[shadetreedad]

From my dad, working on a broken part that is most likely beyond repair, but we're going to try anyway.
“You can't hurt a turd by sh*%ing on it.”