Ha ha! I've got pink eye and you don't!

[Ulma Doctor]

Been there, done that. I feel your pain. I hope you get well soon.

 

[Ulma Doctor]

God help whoever farted in my eye if I catch them......

As children ( circa last week ) , we thought it was funny to fart on friends pillows . One friend took it too far as bare ass farted on another friend’s pillow, apparently the end result was a case of the Pirates Eye

 

[coolidge]

As goopy as my eyes are I thought that posted correctly.

This sucks, but on the bright side I think I also have bronchitis and maybe a sinus infection, so I got that going for me.

Did you just spend 2 months in a dirt floor hut deep in the Amazon or something? Check yourself for parasites.

 

[RaisedByWolves]

Did you just spend 2 months in a dirt floor hut deep in the Amazon or something? Check yourself for parasites.

I’m sorry you are going through this, been there. The last place I worked at had some kind of similar thing we just called the galloping crud. The sinuses, eyes, ears and throat are all connected and once I got it I couldn’t hardly get rid of it. The poor machinist(I worked in assembly) was hardest hit and suffered the worst. It was always worst in the fall/winter.

We currently have 1100 employees with 1/3inner city, 2/5th 3rd world and 1/16th assorted suburban dwellers, with the remainder being H1B Egyptians, Indians and other assorted middle eastern peoples.

To say the lunchroom/cafeteria is a meeting or worlds is an understatement.

The bathrooms......Well lets just not talk about the bathrooms.

As children ( circa last week ) , we thought it was funny to fart on friends pillows . One friend took it too far as bare ass farted on another friend’s pillow, apparently the end result was a case of the Pirates Eye

I always thought this was an urban (Rural?) legend until they put up signs at work about the dangers of farting on each others eye protection.

OK, well, it was about hand washing and handling eye protection. We had 63 people out at one time with stink eye as we called it.

No idea how any of us survived covid.