2020 Archive

[aliva]

A guy enters a bar with a gun and shouts "Who slept with my wife?". Everybody stays silent.

The guy repeats louder "Who slept with my wife?".

Suddenly someone from other side of the bar answers "You don't have enough bullets"

 

[Gaffer]

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I had to look Escher up. Very funny!

 

[Marv in Minn]

Doctor, Doctor, What should take when I get run down?
The license number. Next

 

[Gaffer]

 

[savarin]

I think my new dog is a blacksmith.
When I let him off the lead he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Marv in Minn]

 

[savarin]

a valid message. Well it was what I was told to enter

 

[Marv in Minn]

The Importance Of An Occupation After Retirement.

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "Make a difference" in the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "Seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

Harold Schlumberg is such a person:

THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:

"I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

This Should Be An Inspiration To Us All.

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[Gaffer]

Yeah, I know it's bad, especially in today's climate, but it cracked me up.

 

[Gaffer]