Today’s Jokes 2025

New York got a light dusting with more to come . No wonder my trailer didn't make it . :eek:
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This reminds me of when the wife and I got married back in February of 1984. We rented a Firebird to drive up to Reno,NV for the wedding and then to spend a week at a friend cabin in Donner Pass, CA. Everything went fine, got married, drove to the cabin and got comfortable for our first night on our honeymoon. Woke up the next morning to this image, although no one had shoveled any snow around the car. It was just a mound of snow that hid the entire car. Luckily, the snow melted by the end of the week and we didn't have to dig it out. So much for running around other than on the snow mobiles at the cabin.
 
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”


What were you thinking ……..
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