Today's Jokes - 2024

[Geswearf]

 

[Bill1958]

I don't think she was. She was giving you sage advice. Too many are interested in their look, but the stuff inside them is garbage, they are not good people. It's all about show to them.

Amen to that.

 

[Bill1958]

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Anyone that says "You don't understand how bad words hurt" probably never had their ass kicked.
It's probably something that would be a great growing experience for them........helpful in their search for clarity and understanding.

 

[WobblyHand]

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The person who created this joke, doesn't know how to make rice. It's one part rice and two parts water (by volume) for perfect rice. I know, I made rice last night. So the joke is so funny at two levels. The woman not knowing how to make rice, and the man being a literal idiot in the kitchen.

 

[Bill1958]

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And.....he left the bud lite. GOOD BOY GOOD BOY

 

[Bill1958]

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Must be for the women's hockey team.....no toe pick

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[wachuko]

The person who created this joke, doesn't know how to make rice. It's one part rice and two parts water (by volume) for perfect rice. I know, I made rice last night. So the joke is so funny at two levels. The woman not knowing how to make rice, and the man being a literal idiot in the kitchen.

But then you have to call out what type of rice you are using. Medium grain size white rice is one part rice and one part water (1-1/2 if you want it a bit sticky) ... tablespoon of oil (I use olive oil or corn oil), and salt to preference...

Long grain? Absolutely, 1 part rice / 2 part water.

 

[Larry$]

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In our shop it was known as Beer:30.... Quitting time.

 

[Marv in Minn]