Today's Jokes - 2024

[Eddyde]

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[Geswearf]

Does that look like an aluminum ladder? Fortunately the wires look like communication stuff or secondaries, probably not going to hit 5,000 volts and instant sleep. Still, getting that second ladder up there was difficult - he should ditch the hardware and get climbing spurs.

 

[savarin]

Is it illegal to play world championship tennis unless you have a strangely spelled name?

 

[Inferno]

Don't think I would want to eat there.

There could be unwanted things in the food that were left over from the operation.

You make that out like it would be a bad thing.

 

[wachuko]

It is all in the seasoning…

Don't think I would want to eat there.

There could be unwanted things in the food that were left over from the operation.

You make that out like it would be a bad thing.

 

[682bear]

You make that out like it would be a bad thing.

Couldn't be that different from calamari...

-Bear

 

[savarin]

Are you speaking from experience?

 

[finsruskw]

View attachment 475943

The funeral is set for Thursday.
Memorials may be sent to....

 

[davek181]