Today's Jokes - 2024

[Dhal22]

Grits must be an acquired taste. One that I never acquired.

My New Jersey wife loves grits. And I refuse to eat scrapple…….

 

[Dhal22]

You aren't cooking them right. Don't make them too watery.
Add some maple syrup and BACON.

Salt, pepper and butter and I’m good. But bacon on the side.

 

[Dhal22]

To post or not to post. I’m breaking my rule to test the waters.
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Wow…….

 

[Dhal22]

 

[Dhal22]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[wachuko]

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You needed one??!!

I read somewhere that the company that made them, went out of business…

 

[FOMOGO]

Kind of like over here with Corvette owners, and they all being named Dick. Present company excepted. Mike

What is laughably a REAL British registration number, illegally represented. Typical AUDI owner (over here at least!)

 

[Mauzinette]

 

[savarin]

A couple of cows were smoking weed and playing cards.
The steaks were pretty high.

“I was playing cards with the natives”
“Zulus?”
“No I usually won”

The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I had a hard time dealing with this.

I recently had breakfast with Tenacious D while playing a game of cards
Nothing like playing blackjack with Jack Black over a stack of flapjacks.