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Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread
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that guy's got a hot ass. He's got no safety. His ass is a canon.. He shoots his mouth off all the time. He's such an ass wipe. He's got no balls. He sat on his brains.
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Geez, I thought I was supposed to come up with a caption...
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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc,
want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over
to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc,
look at this engine. I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new.
So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are
doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running'
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc,
want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over
to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc,
look at this engine. I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new.
So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are
doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running'
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I avoid eating sushi as I think theres something a little fishy about it.
There’s a new type of broom for sale, it’s sweeping the nation.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Can you smell fish?"
Did the person who created the door knocker win a Nobel prize?
There’s a new type of broom for sale, it’s sweeping the nation.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Can you smell fish?"
Did the person who created the door knocker win a Nobel prize?
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