Another one for my Dad's uncle, the tool and die maker. He would gloat that he could wake up, shower, cook eggs, bacon, and coffee, and be out the door in under 20 minutes. It went like this- jump out of bed, put a pot of water on the stove, put coffee grounds directly in the pot with two eggs, and head for the shower. Shave in the shower, get dressed, go back to the kitchen and pour off the coffee into a thermos, letting the grounds settle into the pot. Pick the eggs out and put in pocket. Rinse grounds from the still hot cook pot, drop in bacon, return to burner and stir for two minutes. Drop pot in sink, pick up bacon and morning paper, and out the door.
The extent that a man can go to in order to tell another that he's run out of excuses is mind boggling.