What's Your favirite Phrase ?

IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BARK.

"Billy G"
 
"I'm gonna feel so much better once the pain stops"

"That's why they pay me the big bucks"

"That's what separates the men from the boys."

"Why is it that whenever I'm searching for something, it's always in the last place I look?"

"Might as well just stay on the couch if you don't feel like doing it right."

What a POS!
 
Billy G reminded me of one I heard and like:

"If you can't run with the big dogs, you had better stay on the porch."


Also, one I heard many years ago, and although I am NOT a President Roosevelt fan, he did make a statement or quote that I am quite fond of. It goes as follows:

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

It was also quoted in my favorite movie, The World's Fastest Indian.
 
One from my old gaffer, when he though I wasn't going fast enough.............

"come on lad we're not making gold watches here you know"
 
And another blast from my past ---- It's hard to remember, when you're up to your azz in alligators, that the original objective was to drain the swamp.

"Billy G"
 
I'm not a big drinker but I think this is funny:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
 
He/she is having sexual relations with a Disney character.

It ain't going on an airplane (for when they are taking entirely too long for a simple job)

If it was easy, women and children would be doing it.
 
These knuckleheads could break a bowling ball with a broomstick...
 
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