What's Your favirite Phrase ?

[12bolts]

Anytime someone mucks up their task
"You'll be getting the rough end of the pineapple first"

Cheers Phil

 

[2Tite]

One more;


The best Christmas lights are tail lights.

 

[bladehunter]

It was like that when I got here.

 

[jpfabricator]

If somthing has a defect, I tell the customer " Thats customized, they dont come from the factory that way!"
I jokingly told that to a lady I was delivering a refrigerator to. Her joking, but serious reply was " Well I didnt pay the extra money for a custom, and would feel as I had cheated someone. So be a dear and bring me a plain stock one!'


Jake Parker

 

[Fabrickator]

These knuckleheads could break a bowling ball with a broomstick...

F-up a ball bearing with a pair of tweezers...

 

[markknx]

I have to stop saying how stupid can people be. To many people are taking it as a challenge.

Murphy was an optimist!

 

[Dusty]

I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard isn't what I meant. Thats why it failed

 

[Dusty]

Time flies when you're having fun......unless you're a frog. Then time is fun when you're having flies!

 

[Ulma Doctor]

Harder than herding cats.


harder than doing something with a wet noodle and a wildcats .....

 

[raven7usa]

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.