What's Your favirite Phrase ?

[elysianfield]

Never criticize a man until you walk a mile in his shoes...because then you are a mile away...and you got his shoes!!

 

[DMS]

* When describing something that cannot be fixed because the initial concept is so totally broken it is - "F****d by design".
* For when you get a little too confident in the home stretch - "Clutching defeat from the jaws of victory"

 

[Dataporter]

Re: What's Your favorite Phrase ?

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

Q: How's it going today?
A: Lions 7 Christians Nothing

Q: What can I do for you?
A: I need a fool proof plan and an air tight alibi!

I'm so broke I don't even have lint in my pockets.

 

[MarkStephen]

Busier than a cat trying to cover crap on concrete.

My wife? Sure.
My Dog? Maybe?
My Gun? NEVER!!!

 

[Mark in Indiana]

"There's light at the end of the tunnel...and it's a train!" anic:

 

[markknx]

He's as sharp as a rubber ball.It fits like a glove, a welding glove that is.

 

[darkzero]

Learned this from a female friend....

Her: Ah choo!
Me: Bless you, are you sick?
Her: No, I'm allergic to bull sh...

 

[PJRitz]

I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter

 

[Brain Coral]

" I thought that I was wrong once.... but I was completely mistaken "

Brian

 

[Terrywerm]

DIPLOMACY: The ability to tell people where to go in such a way that they look forward to the trip.