What's Your favirite Phrase ?

Here's a scenario:
A gal is flirting with you. You feel that it is in your best interest not to persue her, but you don't want to sound like a stick in the mud. This is the best phrase to use...I'd love to but I'm afraid that my girlfriend will go to my wife and say to her "Honey, your husband is cheatin' on us."


The idea for that phrase came from a classic blues song by Denise Lasalle.
 
Re: What's Your favorite Phrase ?

I'm so broke, I can't pay attention!


Ask him what time it is, and he tells you how to build a clock!


He can cram an hour's work into an eight hour day.
 
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I know you are lying, your lips are moving....

Here's one from my salty welding instructor of 2 years-
"Everyone can tell their life story in 2 minutes,
anyone that speaks any longer is either lying or repeating themselves."
 
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At work, we have MTE's (Manufacturing Test Engineers) that are the problem solvers that get involved when we have a failure on the airplane. The boss cringes when I holler at him: "Hey Kelly....I need an MTEEEE...."

The MTE's hate it when something happens during troubleshooting and I ask them " Hey, it wasn't supposed to do that, was it?"
 
"You can't idiot proof anything because they just keep building better idiots."
 
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. :lmao:

Billy G"
 
A few from my archive:

You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window to throw them out.

If you want sex-go to college, if you want an education, go to the library. Frank Zappa

Be careful, the windshield may interfere with your euphoria.

Beyond Stupid and approaching utterly witless

He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.

The main reason there's no rest for the wicked is that they're so much in demand.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

"With all due respect" is a much nicer way of saying "Listen here you fecking moron."

In times like these, it's helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. ~ Paul Harvey

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I have an adequate supply on hand, You have quite the stockpile, They are hoarding.

Don’t shop when hungry. Don’t date when horny. Don’t tweet when drunk.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
 
"If someone did it before, we can do it again"

"He doesn't know whether his ass is punched or bored"

"He couldn't get two pieces of wood close enough together to burn"

"It went in like it had eyes"

"Tighter than a bull's ass at fly time"
 
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