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Even the fish looks surprised
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Taps toes together three times "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home". Mike
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I swiped this from another social media platform, truth in advertising..... 
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
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Two friends are catfishing in a river in the piney woods of Deep East Texas when a game warden walks up on them and asks to see their fishing licenses. Well, one of them takes off running like a scalded dog and the game warden takes off after him in hot pursuit. The chase goes on for half an hour through briars, brambles, nettle, sloughs and every such thing you can think of.
Finally, the fisherman stops and the game warden catches up to him. They’re both standing there bent over with their hands on their knees, huffing and puffing. The fisherman reaches in his pocket and pulls out his fishing license, holds it out to the game warden and says,”You wanted to see this?” The game warden is stunned and asks, “If you have a license, why the heck did you run?” The fisherman says, “‘Cause my buddy doesn’t have one.”
Tom
Finally, the fisherman stops and the game warden catches up to him. They’re both standing there bent over with their hands on their knees, huffing and puffing. The fisherman reaches in his pocket and pulls out his fishing license, holds it out to the game warden and says,”You wanted to see this?” The game warden is stunned and asks, “If you have a license, why the heck did you run?” The fisherman says, “‘Cause my buddy doesn’t have one.”
Tom
Fella living next to a game warden started coming home every day with a boat full of fish. Curiously, the game warden asked where he was catching so many fish. He claim the lake just down the road. The game warden said “no, that lake has been fished out for years”. Fella said there is plenty of fish in that lake. Game warden ask if he could come fishing with him to see for himself. Fella said sure, be here tomorrow at 5am.
5am warden shows up puts his rod reel and tackle box in the boat.
Fella comes out and puts a small paper bag under the seat in the boat. Warden thinks it’s his lunch.
As they are pulling away warden notices nothing else is in the boat.
They put the boat in the water and slowly paddle out about 250 yards and just sit.
Warden ask ”Is this it, where is your pole?!”
Fella reaches into his paper bag and pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws overboard. BOOM, fish start floating to the top.
After a minute of total shock the warden says “You have broken so many laws, when I’m finished with you, you will be broke, in jail, and never allowed to fish in this state again!!”
Fella just looks at him with a blank stare, reaches into his paper bag and pulls out another stick of dynamite. Lights it hands it the the warden and asked “You gonna talk or are you gonna fish?”
5am warden shows up puts his rod reel and tackle box in the boat.
Fella comes out and puts a small paper bag under the seat in the boat. Warden thinks it’s his lunch.
As they are pulling away warden notices nothing else is in the boat.
They put the boat in the water and slowly paddle out about 250 yards and just sit.
Warden ask ”Is this it, where is your pole?!”
Fella reaches into his paper bag and pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws overboard. BOOM, fish start floating to the top.
After a minute of total shock the warden says “You have broken so many laws, when I’m finished with you, you will be broke, in jail, and never allowed to fish in this state again!!”
Fella just looks at him with a blank stare, reaches into his paper bag and pulls out another stick of dynamite. Lights it hands it the the warden and asked “You gonna talk or are you gonna fish?”
