Today's Jokes - 2024

[pavyan]

 

[Eddyde]

I always do myself all minor repairs at home:

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But slots vertical or horizontal? As a builder of luxury homes, this had been an issue of much debate, until screwless trim plates became available.

 

[higgite]

But slots vertical or horizontal? As a builder of luxury homes, this had been an issue of much debate, until screwless trim plates became available.

Do some rooms vertical, some horizontal. It’ll drive the OCDs crazy when they walk through the house.

Tom

 

[Geswearf]

I've timed screws in a lot of places, but usually when I had control of one of the threads. How do you time the screws on an outlet cover?

GsT

I'm just using stock screws, some might be a bit tighter than others. There is no torque spec for switch plate screws.

 

[pavyan]

 

[pavyan]

 

[Jussi H.]

On behalf of the moderation team, please keep the politics to yourself. This includes identity politics.

 

[Geswearf]

On behalf of the moderation team, please keep the politics to yourself. This includes identity politics.

I give up, what prompted this? Was something deleted?

 

[mcostello]

I wonder if the male preying mantis knows how His story ends? Enough to make a male celibate.

 

[woodchucker]

I wonder if the male preying mantis knows how His story ends? Enough to make a male celibate.

we have a lot of those these days in the human race here in the USA. well maybe some of them are neanderthals...