Today's Jokes - 2024

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.

I'm at the age when my back goes out more than I do.

We could slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through congress.

By the time your told to watch your step your too old to go anywhere.

True terror is to wake up one morning and realise your high school class is running the country.

Remember - Your only young once but you can remain immature indefinitely.
 
Remember - Your only young once but you can remain immature indefinitely.
Indeed. I told my father that I went to see the doctor and after a series of tests they discovered an underlying genetic condition :grin:

 
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