Today's Jokes - 2024

Its tough getting old, I went into an antiques store and they wouldnt let me leave.

I asked Siri about my life expectancy but she changed the subject.

The last time I looked up my family tree two dogs were using it.

My wife was going through our wardrobe and said
“Look at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”
I said, “it’s a scarf”

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I'm not addicted to brake fluid I can stop at any time.
 
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