Today's Jokes - 2024

[davek181]

 

[davek181]

 

[savarin]

I have a drinking problem.
I cant afford it any more.

A hangover is just your brain reminding you that you had a great night.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine connoisseur.

No matter how much they drink skeletons never fight each other.
They just don’t have the guts.

I think I’m alcohol intolerant.
Every time I drink, I break out in handcuffs.

I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.

 

[higgite]

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine connoisseur.

Here's a similar version that I heard years ago.......

"I AM NOT A WINO! I'll drink anything."

Tom

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]