Today's Jokes - 2024

[higgite]

What is the rear end ration on that? is it a positrack?

I don't know about the rear end, but it has rack and pinion steering.

Tom

 

[mmcmdl]

Have to wonder if this is a split front bumper ( on the Camaro )

 

[mcostello]

It's got a split back bumper.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[682bear]

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IYKYK...

I can relate.

-Bear

 

[savarin]

I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years.
I tested positive for Coke.

Two fried eggs, a pancake and three rashers of bacon walk into a bar.
The barman said "Sorry, we dont serve breakfast".

A farmer friend told me to put cow manure on my strawberries.
I tried it but prefer cream.

 

[PGB1]

A Priest, An Imam & a Rabbit went to Red Cross to donate blood during the Interfaith Alliance Blood Drive.

The phlebotomist asked the Priest his blood type. He said "I'm a type A". She asked the Imam. "Type B."
She then asked the Rabbit who replied "Apparently I'm a Typo."

 

[PGB1]

Sometimes I don't feel like I'm particularily intelligent. Seeing this made me grateful for the intelligence that I was given!

 

[mmcmdl]

 

[NCjeeper]