Today's Jokes - 2024

For my health I've taken up a vegan diet with a few essential supplements.
The supplements are :- beef, pork, chicken, lamb, chicken, turkey, eggs, fish, shellfish, milk, cream and butter.
What?! No bacon?! That has to be an oversight. If you don't eat bacon, you might as well be a vegan!
I know you said pork, but bacon is its own food group.
;)

Tom
 
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