Today's Jokes - 2024

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head.
He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.
He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?”
“Why, what have you got?”
“About $2 and a carrot.”
 
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