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A German tourist dove into a river to save someone's dog. When he came back, he said to the owner, "Here iz ze dog, put him in a blänket so he iz dry and warm and he vill recover" The owners ask him, "How do you know, are you a vet?" The German looks at them blankly, "Vet? Im bluddy soaking!"
I once tried working in a shoe recycling shop but didnt last long, it was sole destroying.
Can you get chicken broth in bulk at the stock market?
The shovel was a ground breaking invention but the latest type of broom is sweeping the nation.
Is she called Ilene because one leg is shorter than the other?
Did the person who created the door knocker win a Nobel prize?
A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” the vet says, “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”
The shocked owner replies, “what?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”
“No, because he’s heavy.”
I once tried working in a shoe recycling shop but didnt last long, it was sole destroying.
Can you get chicken broth in bulk at the stock market?
The shovel was a ground breaking invention but the latest type of broom is sweeping the nation.
Is she called Ilene because one leg is shorter than the other?
Did the person who created the door knocker win a Nobel prize?
A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” the vet says, “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”
The shocked owner replies, “what?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”
“No, because he’s heavy.”
