Today's Jokes - 2024

[davek181]

 

[Gaffer]

 

[mcostello]

If They were pointed this way They would get nothing but static.

 

[higgite]

A simple way to find those pesky slow leaks
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I prefer to shower my car rather than bathe it, but to each his own.

Tom

 

[682bear]

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I've been there...

-Bear

 

[RJSakowski]

 

[Dhal22]

Thanks to a Medicare discount, I was eligible for a lifetime supply of Viagra.
Came in today.
Dunno what I'm going to do with five whole pills...

 

[Dhal22]

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

 

[Dhal22]

 

[682bear]