Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[WobblyHand]

https://media.tenor.com/DlNlP0GqqZ8AAAAi/no-way.gif

 

[Dhal22]

Agree but I like the concept.

 

[Boswell]

I kinda liked Savarins one liners!

I like them as well but that does not mean I don't Groan on a few of them.

 

[Dhal22]

We need a groan emoji.

A full page sized one.

 

[RaisedByWolves]

https://imgur.com/OlPhCCt

 

[WobblyHand]

View attachment monday-mourning.mp4

 

[RaisedByWolves]

 

[Parlo]

 

[savarin]

If someone tells you money doesn’t buy happiness, then they don’t have any.

Borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.

It seems there is a coin shortage in America? They’re running out of common cents.

I saw a sign that said, “Watch for children,” and I thought that was a fair trade.

 

[Eddyde]