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Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread
- Thread starter vtcnc
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This pirate walks into a bar. He's a regular pirate, with a battered black hat, and dreadlocks, and a peg-leg, and a parrot.... except he has the top half of a steering wheel, protruding above his waistband.
The bartender says, "Oi, matey, you want a drink?..." (It's a pirate bar) and then, "Why you got a steering wheel stickin' out the top of your trousers?"
And the pirate says,
"Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says, "Oi, matey, you want a drink?..." (It's a pirate bar) and then, "Why you got a steering wheel stickin' out the top of your trousers?"
And the pirate says,
"Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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