Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[wachuko]

Yeah, sure. They’re going to go around back where nobody can see them and someone is waiting with chloroform, duct tape and a carving knife. You can carry it to the backdoor yourself.

Tom

Put the lotion in the basket…

 

[Marv in Minn]

Yeah, sure. They’re going to go around back where nobody can see them and someone is waiting with chloroform, duct tape and a carving knife. You can carry it to the backdoor yourself.

Tom

this is the street view of my back door, the "front door" that I never use is on the rh side of the house.
nobody else including the mailman has a problem with the back door.

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Hawkeye]

they must not pay the Amazon drivers to read.
besides the sign, my delivery instructions say back door.
this is my delivery notice,
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I have a lock box on my front porch. It's quite common to find the parcel on top of the "DELIVERIES" sign on the top cover.

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[brino]

Now my life is so much easier.
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Fimally, giraffe boy doesn't need to get his hands/hooves messy!

Note they never say what kind of egg.

......but the "obvious plant" line makes me think it's either all a joke, or perhaps it's egg plant?

 

[higgite]

Fimally, giraffe boy doesn't need to get his hands/hooves messy!

Note they never say what kind of egg.

......but the "obvious plant" line makes me think it's either all a joke, or perhaps it's egg plant?

It's a joke. "Obvious Plant" sells goofy toys. Also note the "egg" came from China. I hope it's well sealed. Especially if it was shipped on an unrefrigerated slow boat from China.

Tom

 

[higgite]

Yeah, sure. They’re going to go around back where nobody can see them and someone is waiting with chloroform, duct tape and a carving knife. You can carry it to the backdoor yourself.

Tom

this is the street view of my back door, the "front door" that I never use is on the rh side of the house.
nobody else including the mailman has a problem with the back door.
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It was a joke. This is a joke thread. I thought you were joking.

Tom

 

[matthewsx]

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