Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[mmcmdl]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[higgite]

Inglish spelin four foriners
I eight ate grate stakes streat off my pleight leight last nite at the back geight.

What was the wait of those stakes? Inquiring minds want to no. Weal weight four you’re answer.

Tom

 

[Gaffer]

 

[Eddyde]

 

[davek181]

Now my life is so much easier.

 

[Deleted member 69715]

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Excel has a function for that?

 

[Marv in Minn]

they must not pay the Amazon drivers to read.
besides the sign, my delivery instructions say back door.
this is my delivery notice,
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[higgite]

they must not pay the Amazon drivers to read.
besides the sign, my delivery instructions say back door.
this is my delivery notice,
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Yeah, sure. They’re going to go around back where nobody can see them and someone is waiting with chloroform, duct tape and a carving knife. You can carry it to the backdoor yourself.

Tom