Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[Dhal22]

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There's a better response to the therapist than that.

 

[savarin]

Do airline pilots eat plane sandwiches?
Are towels the leading cause of dry skin?
Are basket ball courts wet from the players dribbling?
Every years 100s of kids go to mime school never to be heard from again.
Many people have accused me of plagiarism, but those are their words not mine.
Apparently I snore so loudly it scares everybody in the car I'm driving.

 

[Eddyde]

There's a better response to the therapist than that.

What?

 

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[Ken from ontario]