Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[lordbeezer]

Saw a article in a mustang magazine about this. Same picture. A Shelby GT 500. Best I remember Guy wouldn’t sell cause it was his brothers car whom had passed. Worth much more than 20k.

 

[Inferno]

Saw a article in a mustang magazine about this. Same picture. A Shelby GT 500. Best I remember Guy wouldn’t sell cause it was his brothers car whom had passed. Worth much more than 20k.

I know a few people like that.
A lady owns an Opel GT that she won't sell because her 93yo uncle drove it there a week before he died. It's been there for almost 30 years.
A family owns a 67 Impala and 67 Riviera and both cars have been sitting in a garage since the owners died. Over 50 years, now. The parents of brother that owns the Impala is 64. The one that owns the Riviera is turning 60 next month. The garage is at their parents house and hasn't been lived in for 4 years.
After this generation goes, there's only 4 left. None are interested in the cars.

 

[Eddyde]

 

[matthewsx]

Probably get $20,000

Easy, guys will buy something like that and send it off to a “Shelby” shop where they basically just use the VIN and build it into a dream car.

I saw two of them at a show last month.

John

 

[silence dogood]

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I once bought one of those blown-up realistic sex dolls. It didn't work out. It kept having headaches.
I tried to get my money back. The company wrote back saying, "hey, you wanted it to be realistic".
As Rodney Dangerfield use to say "I ain't get no respect".

 

[wachuko]

I once bought one of those blown-up realistic sex dolls. It didn't work out. It kept having headaches.
I tried to get my money back. The company wrote back saying, "hey, you wanted it to be realistic".
As Rodney Dangerfield use to say "I ain't get no respect".

We had to put clothes on it to take it out on the motorcycle… found it on a trip to Key West…

 

[woodchucker]

 

[mmcmdl]

I once bought one of those blown-up realistic sex dolls. It didn't work out. It kept having headaches.

Mine popped and flew out the window . I figured she was a witch .

 

[EricB]

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It certainly has the 1968 GT500 look to it.

 

[savarin]

I bought a Barbie doll from Afghanistan, unfortunately it was a blow-up doll.