Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[Bill1958]

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There was this dive restaurant bar (usually the BEST places to eat) on the Illinois river in Peoria....it was a true dive as you could actually dive off the pier into the river...and break your neck. You'd swear the shack was sinking or about to fall into the river...but it was always packed for lunch.
They had a burger (?????????????) called "The Whole Farm"......beef patty, chicken patty, pork tenderloin, bacon, fried egg, lettuce tomato and cheese.....with fries. I had it once....had a hard time making it back to work : )

 

[wachuko]

There was this dive restaurant bar (usually the BEST places to eat) on the Illinois river in Peoria....it was a true dive as you could actually dive off the pier into the river...and break your neck. You'd swear the shack was sinking or about to fall into the river...but it was always packed for lunch.
They had a burger (?????????????) called "The Whole Farm"......beef patty, chicken patty, pork tenderloin, bacon, fried egg, lettuce tomato and cheese.....with fries. I had it once....had a hard time making it back to work : )

Had to be the lettuce and tomato... that stuff gets you bloated.

 

[Bill1958]

 

[Bill1958]

Had to be the lettuce and tomato... that stuff gets you bloated.

So true

 

[davek181]

 

[davek181]

The lower auto vacuum can even climb stairs

 

[Eddyde]

 

[woodchucker]

I'll let you decide the caption. We're in Ireland and I have not seen a euro hitch ball b4

 

[wachuko]

I'll let you decide the caption. We're in Ireland and I have not seen a euro hitch ball b4View attachment 450746

Hahahahahaha... I need to get a photo of the one in my father-in-law's Volvo!!

 

[Leslie Sapp]

The lower auto vacuum can even climb stairsView attachment 450724

Also known in my house as the "furry vac"